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Hancock. A bum superhero movie starring Will Smith.
« on: June 22, 2008, 01:35:44 PM »
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This might become my favorite movie of the year.

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Re: Hancock. A bum superhero movie starring Will Smith.
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2008, 02:09:27 PM »
I don't like this poster:



He looks like a bug.  A bug that is puckered up for a big kiss.
Worst movie poster ever.

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Re: Hancock. A bum superhero movie starring Will Smith.
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2008, 02:55:48 PM »
I don't like this poster:



He looks like a bug.  A bug that is puckered up for a big kiss.
Worst movie poster ever.


I think it is the funniest  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Hancock. A bum superhero movie starring Will Smith.
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2008, 03:51:38 PM »
Its supposed to remind people of Spiderman and therefore convince everyone to spend $400 million dollars going to see it.

But judging from the previews, there aren't any dreamy romantic scenes, so they'll miss out on the crazy teen girl market and will be lucky to pull in (only) $200 million.
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Re: Hancock. A bum superhero movie starring Will Smith.
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2008, 09:56:10 AM »
I don't like this poster:



He looks like a bug.  A bug that is puckered up for a big kiss.
Worst movie poster ever.


Holy crap, it's Dave Chapelle playing Tyrone Biggums. Just look at the cracked-out lips.

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Re: Hancock. A bum superhero movie starring Will Smith.
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2008, 10:12:23 AM »
The poster looks like Hancock is fighting the combined forces of constipation and irritable bowel syndrome.

Its supposed to remind people of Spiderman and therefore convince everyone to spend $400 million dollars going to see it.

Drawing parallels to Spiderjunk is a sure fire way to ensure that I don't want to see a movie, but since I can't resist the lure of alcoholic hi jinx, I'm sure to catch this one eventually.
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Re: Hancock. A bum superhero movie starring Will Smith.
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2008, 11:02:46 AM »
Anyone here notice the eagle on Will's hat looks sort of like the one from the Anhauser-Busch logo?  :lol: :lol:

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Re: Hancock. A bum superhero movie starring Will Smith.
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2008, 12:13:43 PM »
Will Smith's a douche.

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Re: Hancock. A bum superhero movie starring Will Smith.
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2008, 03:11:24 PM »
Anyone here notice the eagle on Will's hat looks sort of like the one from the Anhauser-Busch logo?

Well, he IS a lush...
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