Oh obviously muddy 3d graphics and army men games are VASTLY superior to bright sprites and awesome sound. I don't know why ANYONE doesn't like the N64. I mean, who doesn't want to use a controller that looks like it was designed by a transexual batman?
Seriously, I LOATHE the N64. Other than Perfect Dark, the Zeldas, Goldeneye, and a couple of other games, there is nothing on the system worth playing. I hated it when it was out, and I hate it now. I'd rather play my Arcadia or APF than that thing. Blech!
So I voted to institutionalize. After all, rehabilitation is possible. Thereapy to include long sessions of Gate of Thunder, Bonk 2, and Neutopia. Electroshock thereapy will be administered, followed by ten hour marathons of N64 Daikatana and Army Men: Sarge's Revenge
If that doesn't cure him, NOTHING will