I voted
It's pretty good, but i like other fruits better. While the pineapple is one of my favorites, there are other fruits I like better. The fruits I like better are the mango, kiwi and strawberry. I also love the orange, but it doesn't outrank the pineapple. I also love peppers and pepper sauces. Heck, I don't think that there is a food that I dislike. lol. At least I haven't tried one that I didn't like. heh.
I once had a craving for pineapples, but felt too lazy to cut one up -- so I went and bought a big can of pre-sliced ones, ate the whole thing and felt sick afterwards. It was good while I was eating it.
I used to hate cutting pineapples as well. That was until I bought this cool pineapple cutting tool. It looks like a giant plastic corkscrew. Simple slice off the top of the pineapple with a knife and then screw out the flesh with your tool. lol. That sounded wrong, but it is so right. After that you will have perfectly sliced pineapple that resembles the shape that you see from cans. Also, you can pull the core out of the shaft of your plastic corkscrew and eat that too. The core is a bit tough and resembles a wiener, so I usually don't eat it. haha.
I'll go back in time and find that giant pepper monster that kicked your ass on a daily basis and ate all your childhood dogs. Once I do that I'm sure you'll be fixed. Now I just need to find out what heinous experiments your family did on you as a kid to make you like eating ass......
That reminds me of the time I poured habanero hot sauce in my dog's ass. LMFAO. He was running around and rolling in the grass like crazy!
