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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2008, 08:05:50 AM »
 :-& :-# :-#

WTF :shock: :shock:
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2008, 08:49:31 AM »
They should've chopped his wang off rather than destroy the bench.  Maybe it's for the best - you could never get such a defiled bench clean enough afterwards.
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2008, 09:03:53 AM »
Should have called Kostman's:

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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2008, 09:52:32 AM »
 :shock: Owowowowowowowowwww... (sucking sound through teeth)
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2008, 09:58:18 AM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: ROFLMFAO!!!! That is the funniest shit EVAR! LoLZ! Man, I never would have thought anyone would screw a park bench!

Should have called Kostman's:

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lol @ that sexy tree hole!  :lol:

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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2008, 10:11:26 AM »
lol @ that sexy tree hole!  :lol:

Rubbin' wood on wood, eh?  That's how the Indians used to start fires.  Sounds painful.  :lol:
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2008, 02:31:17 PM »
teh LOL :lol:

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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2008, 02:50:12 PM »
 :lol: that's a good'n!

just when you think you've seen every level of stupidity- some grade A troglodyte bench f*cker waltzes out for a real eye bulger.  Good show guy.  :clap:

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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2008, 03:35:21 PM »
For once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now :( I don't feel well.  ](*,)

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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2008, 03:35:53 PM »
Flashback eh mithos??   :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2008, 03:50:38 PM »
that must be some sort of most possible embarrassing moment in the life of a "man" :lol:
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2008, 06:20:45 PM »
ouchies...but kinda funny too.  The question I want answered 3 months from now is: did he learn his lesson?
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2008, 01:53:20 AM »
lolmax!! Sin said "troglodyte".  :lol: :clap:

But yeah, that's just somethin' else right there.


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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 02:23:01 AM »
For once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now

On a park bench?
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