Wal-Mart Worker Trampled to Death

[Lord Thag]

Of course, if these idiots could do math, and realize that if they worked a few more hours instead of standing in line for two days, they would make more money than they saved...

Does anyone besides me remember when Christmas was about compassion, family, and remembering the important things in life? *sigh*

[Joe Redifer]

I am glad that Michael Ironside wasn't there to be trampled to death.  Could you imagine the loss to humanity?

[nectarsis]

MAn the idiot parade continues...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/02/walmart.trampling.suit/index.html

[Michael Helgeson]

I am glad that Michael Ironside wasn't there to be trampled to death.  Could you imagine the loss to humanity?

Michael Ironside is as tough as nails, and has the power to rip your mind apart or destroy you psychically with his thoughts. He could never be trampled to death. Only Immortals, giant bugs, and Douglas Quaid can kill The Ironsider, and Quaid can only do it if the fight is on Mars. A giant crowd of Walmartians, let alone 5 gazillion crowds of them, would simply never stand a chance.

[Necromancer]

MAn the idiot parade continues...

And they only want $2 million.  Nah, that's not at all greedy.

[ceti alpha]

lolmax @ "walmartians". 

[Lord Thag]

Yeah, no horde of Walmart zombies could touch The Ironside. He'd glare them to death. Only Chuck Norris teamed up with Darth Vader and the Sasquatch in the Batmobile could take out the Old Man. 

[Joe Redifer]

I often wonder why Michael Ironside isn't the star of his own fighting game or maybe even an RPG.

[Arkhan]

in defense of the crowd, in a crowd that size, the people in back can't see what's going on up front, and if you're up front, trying to oppose the crowd behind you is suicide. This happens at concerts every once in a while - people in back pushing forward, trying to get in, while the people up front are either suffocated to death by being pushed against a door that won't give way, or stampeded over when it finally does give way and they fall.

why defend a crowd of idiots at a Wal Mart.

Any crowd at a Wal mart is a sad sad crowd.

[nectarsis]

Man Ark quite the Walmart (and Walmart shopper) hate eh.  Sorry man, a lot of stuffs cheaper there (especially if you have kids).