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quoth09

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CATTANK IS STRONG
« on: January 13, 2009, 05:06:36 AM »


SPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK

CATTANK IS STRONG


That is all.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2009, 06:15:47 AM by quoth09 »
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Quote from: ParanoiaDragon on November 08, 2007, 06:17:22 PM
Warm milk, turkey, those can make you sleepy(well, the consumption of, you can't just hand around a turkey or a glass of warm milk, & expect to fall asleep).

albinoMithos

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2009, 05:51:16 AM »
*cough*






CATTANK IS PWND!
« Last Edit: January 13, 2009, 06:01:31 AM by Mithos »
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quoth09

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2009, 06:01:31 AM »
Cattank is indestructable. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage don't destroy it.)

SPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK

Do not add cards to try and defeat CATTANK! You only had 1 before! BOOOOOOO!

Furthermore you have the wrong deck!  :P
« Last Edit: January 13, 2009, 06:04:41 AM by quoth09 »
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Quote from: ParanoiaDragon on November 08, 2007, 06:17:22 PM
Warm milk, turkey, those can make you sleepy(well, the consumption of, you can't just hand around a turkey or a glass of warm milk, & expect to fall asleep).

albinoMithos

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2009, 06:02:51 AM »
Quote from: quoth09 on January 13, 2009, 06:01:31 AM
SPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK

Remove from game effects are, however, an obstacle to CATTANK. :wink:  Sorry no it can't haz planeswalker abilities.
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Nintega

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2009, 06:05:43 AM »
Jokamel >>>>>>>>>>>> this Cattank  [-X



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quoth09

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2009, 06:06:09 AM »
Quote from: Mithos on January 13, 2009, 06:02:51 AM
Quote from: quoth09 on January 13, 2009, 06:01:31 AM
SPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK

Remove from game effects are, however, an obstacle to CATTANK. :wink:  Sorry no it can't haz planeswalker abilities.


CATTANK IZ IN NO GAME!  :twisted:
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Quote from: ParanoiaDragon on November 08, 2007, 06:17:22 PM
Warm milk, turkey, those can make you sleepy(well, the consumption of, you can't just hand around a turkey or a glass of warm milk, & expect to fall asleep).

albinoMithos

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2009, 06:09:55 AM »
Quote from: quoth09 on January 13, 2009, 06:06:09 AM
Quote from: Mithos on January 13, 2009, 06:02:51 AM
Quote from: quoth09 on January 13, 2009, 06:01:31 AM
SPACE AND TIME ARE NO OBSTACLE TO CATTANK


Remove from game effects are, however, an obstacle to CATTANK. :wink:  Sorry no it can't haz planeswalker abilities.



CATTANK IZ IN NO GAME!  :twisted:





It's clear that CATTANK is in fact a game!  I mean look at it it asked and I'm quoting here "CAN I HAZ MTG CARD." And something like "CAN I HAZ INCLUDE IN GAME!?!?!?"  It of course asked this after CATTANK's brother failed to get it's cheezburger.
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quoth09

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2009, 06:32:03 AM »


CATTANK JOINS GAME.

CATTANK DRAWS CARD: DRAW 2 ADDITIONAL CARDS IN SUCCESSION.

CATTANK DRAWS CARD: CATTANK DRAWS CARD OF CAST SPELL OF "MAGIC TREADMARK" ON PHOENIX WRIGHT.



PHOENIX WRIGHT DE-EVOLVES INTO PHOENIX WRONG AND OUT OF A JOB.

CATTANK DRAWS CARD: EXIT GAME.


It is clear that CATTANK IS STRONG  :twisted:
« Last Edit: January 13, 2009, 06:33:56 AM by quoth09 »
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Quote from: ParanoiaDragon on November 08, 2007, 06:17:22 PM
Warm milk, turkey, those can make you sleepy(well, the consumption of, you can't just hand around a turkey or a glass of warm milk, & expect to fall asleep).

albinoMithos

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2009, 06:56:27 AM »
Quote from: quoth09 on January 13, 2009, 06:01:31 AM
Cattank is indestructable. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage don't destroy it.)

Ah but "Destroy" isn't the same as "remove from game" destroy/lethal damage effects send things to the graveyard, but since CATTANK doesn't like graveyards apparently,  IT CAN ONLY BE REMOVED FROM THE GAME WITH FORCE  :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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quoth09

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2009, 07:04:59 AM »
Quote from: Mithos on January 13, 2009, 06:56:27 AM
Quote from: quoth09 on January 13, 2009, 06:01:31 AM
Cattank is indestructable. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage don't destroy it.)

Ah but "Destroy" isn't the same as "remove from game" destroy/lethal damage effects send things to the graveyard, but since CATTANK doesn't like graveyards apparently,  IT CAN ONLY BE REMOVED FROM THE GAME WITH FORCE  :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


1. CATTANK was never in the game.

2. CATTANK does like graveyards, he sent Phoenix Wrong back to his.

3. CATTANK IS STRONG.  :lol:
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Quote from: ParanoiaDragon on November 08, 2007, 06:17:22 PM
Warm milk, turkey, those can make you sleepy(well, the consumption of, you can't just hand around a turkey or a glass of warm milk, & expect to fall asleep).

albinoMithos

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2009, 07:13:35 AM »
Quote from: quoth09 on January 13, 2009, 06:32:03 AM
CATTANK JOINS GAME.



Quote from: quoth09 on January 13, 2009, 07:04:59 AM
1. CATTANK was never in the game.


CATTANK'S immortal enemy joins the game!



FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CATTANK IS LOSE!
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Zeon

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2009, 08:18:20 AM »
YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!! The Ultimate creation there ever was and ever will be, PAC-ASS!!!!! CATTANK better cower in fear for NOTHING can beat the pure win that is PAC-ASS. I mean c'mon, just gaze into it, in all it's perfect glory, and just try, TRY and tell me anything could, beat, destroy it, or in any way cause harm to PAC-ASS!

PWNED!!!

Quote from: Mithos on January 13, 2009, 07:13:35 AM
Quote from: quoth09 on January 13, 2009, 06:32:03 AM
CATTANK JOINS GAME.



Quote from: quoth09 on January 13, 2009, 07:04:59 AM
1. CATTANK was never in the game.


CATTANK'S immortal enemy joins the game!



FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CATTANK IS LOSE!
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quoth09

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2009, 08:20:40 AM »
Quote from: Mithos on January 13, 2009, 07:13:35 AM

CATTANK'S immortal enemy joins the game!

CATTANK IS LOSE!


CATTANK is everyone's enemy.  :lol:

However...Food Lion has now joined the fray. Game Over.




PAC-ASS just died...or starved to death, one of the two.

 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote from: ParanoiaDragon on November 08, 2007, 06:17:22 PM
Warm milk, turkey, those can make you sleepy(well, the consumption of, you can't just hand around a turkey or a glass of warm milk, & expect to fall asleep).

Zeon

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2009, 08:23:51 AM »
Quote from: quoth09 on January 13, 2009, 08:20:40 AM
Quote from: Mithos on January 13, 2009, 07:13:35 AM

CATTANK'S immortal enemy joins the game!

CATTANK IS LOSE!


CATTANK is everyone's enemy.  :lol:

However...Food Lion has now joined the fray. Game Over.




PAC-ASS just died...or starved to death, one of the two.

 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


No quoth you don't understand, PAC-ASS supercedes all, yes even CATTANK. He is the ultimate, no way anything can ever fathom beating him. He is not in any game, He IS the game, he is everything. Now you must cower in fear for you have angered the PAC-ASS. You should probably beg for mercy.
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Nintega

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Re: CATTANK IS STRONG
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2009, 09:53:23 AM »
Steve Jobs' latest monstrosity defeats Cattank.



+2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ATTACK

PWN AND EXIT.
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