a kid in my class bought "Wise 1 and 2" (Ys) and said "Its a crappy ripoff of zelda with stupid controls".
i says to him "Never heard of Wise" and he says "Youre sposed to be some kinda gaming guru, and you havent heard of it? Its some cult garbage everyones heard of".
and i went "Welp, ive heard of YS before, and its only cult garbage if you're too dopey to figure out how to play it."
kid says "You don't even own it its for some rare system called the turbo something" and before I could say anything, my friend goes
"you dont want to go there dude. stop now."
I pulled out my Turbo Express and went "Yeah, you probably should quit while you're nowhere near being ahead."
Turned on some space harrier, and grinned.
and THEN when class started, I started playing Oath in Felghana for PC and made sure he could see my screen.
Virtual Console: Makin a whole new breed of n00bies!