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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2009, 02:00:18 PM »
Everyone who picked The Kung Fu / China Warrior is a jerk

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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2009, 02:02:54 PM »
Everyone who picked The Kung Fu / China Warrior is a jerk

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I hate me some Mahjong nonsense

Well I hate flying potatoes :P
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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2009, 02:03:36 PM »
Bikkuri?!  :shock: I'll admit, Bikkuri is a shitfest of difficulty, but it's a great game. I had to go with Kung-Fu. I couldn't pick Shanghai, just because it's like solitaire - you like it, or you don't. BITD you didn't have basic games like that for free on the internets, so it definitley would attract some people. I voted for Kung-Fu because it was basically a large sprite showcase with little to no gameplay.

Well I hate flying potatoes :P

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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2009, 02:18:44 PM »
Everyone who picked The Kung Fu / China Warrior is a jerk

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I hate me some Mahjong nonsense

Well I hate flying potatoes :P

you just hate them because your kung fu is not awesome enough to kick them into french fries.
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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2009, 02:18:55 PM »
Kato & Ken takes my vote. I want the $1.00 back that I put into that Kato & Ken / JJ & Jeff arcade console two decades ago.

Were there only 5 "worst-worthy" PCE games in 1987?

the PCE came out on october 30th. so yes, there where only 5 games released within this two month.
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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2009, 02:20:51 PM »
my order in best:

1. bikkuri
2. kato & ken
3. victory run
4. teh kung fu
5. shanghai

but anyway non of those games are really bad.
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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2009, 02:25:48 PM »
my order in best:

1. bikkuri
2. kato & ken
3. victory run
4. teh kung fu
5. shanghai

but anyway non of those games are really bad.

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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2009, 03:21:28 PM »


LET IT BE KNOWN
[Fri 19:34]<nectarsis> been wanting to try that one for awhile now Ope
[Fri 19:33]<Opethian> l;ol huge dong

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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2009, 03:26:04 PM »
of course, (sprite-) size doesn't really matter and super mario bros. is still the far superior game of those two :P
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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2009, 04:29:31 PM »
Kato & Ken takes my vote. I want the $1.00 back that I put into that Kato & Ken / JJ & Jeff arcade console two decades ago.

Were there only 5 "worst-worthy" PCE games in 1987?

the PCE came out on october 30th. so yes, there where only 5 games released within this two month.

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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2009, 04:41:54 PM »
of course, (sprite-) size doesn't really matter and super mario bros. is still the far superior game of those two :P

So superior that it cant stop his foot from destroying the puny little spaghetti junky.


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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2009, 08:20:37 PM »
I enjoyed them all, to be honest. Well, apart from Shanghai, but I never really took the time to get into it. I don't actually think Drunken Master is all that bad. Gives me a good laugh anyway.
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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2009, 08:56:06 PM »
of course, (sprite-) size doesn't really matter and super mario bros. is still the far superior game of those two :P

Cumulatively, I've played FAR more of The Kung Fu than Super Mario Brothers in my life, and to be honest it's a toss up on which game I've had more fun with as both have their merits. The most fun I have had with smb is making the game completely freak out with a game genie. On the flip side, The Kung Fu wins for the cheesiness and kick ass music alone. It's like being in an old nonsensical cheesy-great kung fu flick. To be fair that's what the game was going for, a parody of many kung fu flicks. It was supposed to make you laugh as you played it and certainly, just about every aspect of the game can be tied to some element of the kung fu movies it parodies. (Yes even the flying "potatoes" :P) The game was not meant to be taken seriously, at least I think so. :P It even mocks itself by having the title "The Kung Fu". I don't think the sprite size or gameplay were ever supposed to be it's main selling points, but over time sprite size has become the only reason people note. Personally I believe it's a lot deeper than people think.

Basically if you don't understand all things it parodies and subtle humor, or if you can't appreciate the general atmosphere of the game you are missing most of what makes the game fun. Perhaps their fault was trying to be a little TOO clever, and unfortunately nobody really caught on.  :wink:

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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2009, 10:13:08 PM »
if you read my history carefully, you will find out, that I quite dig teh kung fu, unlike teh kung fu haters here ;) but SMB is a so much better game and gave me, as well as milliards other humains living here on this planet, thousands of happy playhours! :P
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Re: Worst PC-Engine game of 1987
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2009, 10:42:45 PM »
I voted for Kung Fu because the only good thing about it is the sprite size. I rather get eye cancer from the Shanghai board than playing this fark game!
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