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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2009, 04:27:35 PM »
which dork voted for blazing lazer AKA GUNHED? :shock:
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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2009, 04:39:17 PM »
someone dorkier than the China Warrior haters!
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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2009, 01:15:54 AM »
wow! votes for moto roader?? admitadly its not the best racing game ever but I had loads of multiplayer goodness playing this back in the day with a load of mates.  8)
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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2009, 02:01:29 AM »
wow! votes for moto roader?? admitadly its not the best racing game ever but I had loads of multiplayer goodness playing this back in the day with a load of mates.  8)


i almost automatically hate all overhead racing games, >_<

except Micro Machines.
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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2009, 03:05:13 AM »
wow! votes for moto roader?? admitadly its not the best racing game ever but I had loads of multiplayer goodness playing this back in the day with a load of mates.  8)


i almost automatically hate all overhead racing games, >_<

except Micro Machines.


me including micro machines!! not really hate, but also not much like.
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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2009, 06:20:00 AM »
which dork voted for blazing lazer AKA GUNHED? :shock:

ME!  My vote is somewhat facetious, but I explain my partial reasoning in my post.
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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2009, 06:58:04 AM »
which dork voted for blazing lazer AKA GUNHED? :shock:

Wasn't me. Blazing Lazers/GUNHEAD is slightly overrated in my opinion but still an awesome shmup.
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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2009, 05:45:07 PM »
China Warrior.  As I've said before, it's possibly the very worst game I've ever played on any system.  It's in the same league as the games in that piece of crap Action 52 for the Genesis, but here you only get ONE bad game instead of 52.  In a way, I guess it should get some credit for being more merciful. :lol:

Oh, and please don't rehash that "big sprites" argument.  Big sprites do not automatically make a game good.
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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2009, 10:06:15 PM »
Oh, and please don't rehash that "big sprites" argument.  Big sprites do not automatically make a game good.

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Oh the sadness.

I always thought it was a fun mindless punch stuff game.

I do wonder what it would be like if the game used tiny sprites.
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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2009, 05:27:48 AM »
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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2009, 08:30:07 AM »
I do wonder what it would be like if the game used tiny sprites.

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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2009, 05:48:43 PM »
I do wonder what it would be like if the game used tiny sprites.

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lol.  this is true.

yknow itd basically be KUNG FU for nes.
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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2009, 03:02:39 AM »
I had to pick China Warrior. Even when I actually enjoyed playing it back in the day, it was a horrible game...clumsy, incapable, and altogether shoddy. I still play it once in awhile for nostalgia purposes, but it is certainly one of the worst-programmed games they ever released. Maybe someday I'll rip the sprites out of it and do a sequel on the Duo, lol. :)

I didn't play Blazing Lazers until about a year ago...and I was actually quite impressed with it, as it seems to have aged well.

I don't really "hate" any games...except one, and you all probably know which one it is. :P

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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2009, 07:38:15 AM »
Suprised to see votes for Ordyne and World Court Tennis, they're both decent games IMO  :D

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Re: Worst Turbo game of 1989
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2009, 09:03:39 AM »
I voted Ordyne- the game is horrendous.

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