HuCard warning label caption contest

[ccovell]

Hey, folks.  I found this cute little warning image in the instruction manual for Klax on the PCE.  I thought it was so funny, I decided to scan it and give it a caption, like "Don't get your Hu-Cards drunk."  But I wonder, can anybody come up with a more clever/funnier caption?


For example: "Finally, a real-life Drunkard Hu."  (Obscure/unfunny Color Dreams reference)

C'mon, you can do 100x better, right?

[Joe Redifer]

I dunno.  Maybe "Don't jam a bottle right above your HuCard's sagging testicle sack".  OK that's bad, but his chin does look like a ball sack.  Same with that fat guy from Family Guy  He has a nut sac on his face.

[Arkhan]

Hu-ranium: A rejected periodic table member?


i dont know.
It looks like a periodic table entry getting krizzunk.

[override]

How bout......?

"Beer before liquer your Hucard might sleep with your sister..."

Man Im not sure about that one.....

"Dont do drugs kids!....Drink with your Hucard!"

[Tatsujin]

"don't stick ya lil' hu-dick in the bottleneck"

[Arkhan]

WINNERS DONT USE DRUGS.  THEY GET HAMMERED AND FALL OVER

[sunteam_paul]

"You must be drunk to enjoy this game"

[bacteria]

Yes, for some reason there are some amusing pics on systems sometimes; eg on a CD PCE game too.

[Necromancer]

The spoken phrases in this game were voiced by a drunkard."

[BlackandBlue]

Hu-cards are easy when drunk.

[guyjin]

do not play baseball with the bat in your mouth. you will get dizzy, and maybe even get hit by a ball.

[Sparky]

How about "suck it baby! suck it!" just throwing it out there

[esteban]

HuBalm: For aching and overstressed HuCards.
"Apply liberally and massage gently into HuCard. For external use only."

See? No need to get vulgar.

[spenoza]

"Hucards are talented at drinking and hopping on one corner while already drunk. You practice, too!"