Necromancer may appreciate this.
I liked that chart-o-beards.
I just read "The Twits" to my daughter and it TOTALLY matches the spirit of the chart... the author, apparently, hated beards and, not surprisingly, he opens up the book with an anti-beard rant! I loved it!
And, I have an abe lincoln/amish thing going on, myself. I have no desire to shave/trim every day.