I do not know about you (obviously) but I like to play with words like "Vegetarian shoes" for example which offcause has nothing to do with the material the shoe is made of but why state the obvious!
They are trying to tell Vegetarians their shose are not made of animal remains...as it were!
But if you stop and think, why would a cow have green boots and why would a cow even care about what them boots are made of ?
And why only vegetarians does'nt everybody have the right to synthetic shoes?
So why speach because you can eat spenach! (the use of the word spenach was a question not a statment btw...)
Oh why do I even bother...?
How do one explane a yoke?
As for the sperms looking at the soft palate!
Consider this they've just traveled a far and ended up here looking at the "soft palate" looking at it starting to realise they've made a wrong turn somewere...
But offcause it could be a blowjob gone wrong to but not as funny I think!