That picture is what nightmares are made of.
I know what you are really saying: You are, in fact, intrigued by the photo and stared at it for a long time, examining all the nooks and crannies.
Then, sadly, you felt the need to publicly distance yourself from something that enthralls you.
It's OK.
JUST ENJOY THE DAMN PHOTO.
No need to disparage it.
Now, where did I put my yarn mop wig?