You should come to New York- we have $12 cigarettes!
I live in NY, but Buffalo... which is not what everyone thinks of when they say NY.
However, I just went into the city today for a Yankees game... yes, I am ashamed of this. GO METS!
Back on topic, Ohio is definitely not anything to be ashamed of. It is an odd state though, much like PA, once you leave the cities everyone turns into a good ol' boy.
Yeah the further south you go the dumber things get.
right up til you hit sweet gas stations that have signs that say
SANDWITCHS 3$ W/ POP AND CHIPS
FREE WITH PURCHASE OF SANDWITCH
I think that means you can endlessly buy sandwiches and get free sandwiches and since you got a sandwich you get another, or something.
That or they're just inbred morons