I'm still curious if anyone opened their's. I'm pretty sure it's an awful concoction, but it'd be hilarious if it was the best energy drink you'd ever consume but then you had to get more. After nearly bankrupting yourself buying Dracula X special editions, Tobias would run out of energy drinks. There would be no way to get more legitimately; you'd go mad searching the web but you'd know that never again would you be able to satiate your thirst. Only one path would remain open to you; you'd hunt down and murder all the collectards who proudly purchased a Tobias set by stalking their facebooks.
Was it worth it? Of course; even for just one more drop the quest would be worth it. Every innocent Youtube Collectard you slew would yield 4 more cans. You'd have a stats sheet where you'd count out how many persons you killed until, at last, the final purchaser of the Dracula X boxed set was found. Then, lying in a pile of Dracula X energy drinks and bootleg CDs, you'd pass on. A trail of energy drink dribbling out of the corner of your mouth with a smile on your face. You drank them all. You drank them all.
