Job You Wouldn't Do For $1 Million Dollars A Year?

[TheClash603]

http://video.yahoo.com/network/101149635?v=8244494&l=5144241

No way would I do this.  If I had to choose for someone beat me to death or to climb this tower, I would take the beating.

What job wouldn't you do for a million dollars?  Would anyone actually do this?

[Arkhan]

Holy f*ck screw that job.


Thats nuts

[Sparky]

i would NOT do Day Care for a million bucks... holy crap looking after a bunch of screaming braty kids... no thanks
my wife did home daycare for 2 years... and with shiity pay to boot... no idea how she did it.

[Opethian]

I would never be employeed at Gamestop for any amount of money. ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA!

[SignOfZeta]

I imagine there are a nearly infinite number of jobs I wouldn't do for a million a year, or any price, but the one that springs to mind is anything involving the armed forces. I mean, if Obama says you have to invade Belgium tomorrow, you have to go do it. What's worse, while the tax payers are shelling out a million a year for you to do your job, you only get like...$27k a year or something. f*ck that shit. At least in a privateer baby killing gig like Blackwater you can quit any time and the pay is exponentially higher.

[TheClash603]

I imagine there are a nearly infinite number of jobs I wouldn't do for a million a year, or any price, but the one that springs to mind is anything involving the armed forces. I mean, if Obama says you have to invade Belgium tomorrow, you have to go do it. What's worse, while the tax payers are shelling out a million a year for you to do your job, you only get like...$27k a year or something. f*ck that shit. At least in a privateer baby killing gig like Blackwater you can quit any time and the pay is exponentially higher.

I would rather be a hit man than a military man.

Come to think of it, after watching Gross Point Blank a few times recently...  that seems like a cool business!

[Duo_R]

a Walmart greeter.....although driving up to work each day in my Lamborghini might be hilarious

[Arkhan]

a Walmart greeter.....although driving up to work each day in my Lamborghini might be hilarious

for 1 million moneys, if it didn't threaten my life, I'd prolly do anything.


except being a hooker, or a f*cking justin beiber boyband fag.

[Duo_R]

and I wouldn't be that kid that shovels up the elephant shit at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom

[Arkhan]

and I wouldn't be that kid that shovels up the elephant shit at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom

id do that for 1 million monies man.

imagine how awesome itd be to light that on fire on someones porch. 

way better than dog poo

[Joe Redifer]

How about this:



Mike didn't stay in school.  Now Mike jerks off bulls for a living.

Not sure why the cows can't figure out how to do it on their own, but whatev.

[Necromancer]

for 1 million moneys, if it didn't threaten my life, I'd prolly do anything.

Same here.  No matter how much the job sucks, I'd only have to put up with it for a few years and retire a millionaire.

[Arkhan]

for 1 million moneys, if it didn't threaten my life, I'd prolly do anything.

Same here.  No matter how much the job sucks, I'd only have to put up with it for a few years and retire a millionaire.

now the question is, does jackin off Harry Buffalo up there threaten your life while doing it, lol.

Would kind of suck to go out like that.

"Howd Arkhan die!?"

"OH HE WAS JACKIN A BULL OFF AND IT KICKED HIS CHEST IN AND JIZZED ON HIS CORPSE"

[SignOfZeta]

I don't know. "I'd do anything for money" is pretty much the worst thing you can say for yourself.

[Arkhan]

I don't know. "I'd do anything for money" is pretty much the worst thing you can say for yourself.

anything for money, and anything for 1,000,000 money are two different things.