If it makes you feel any better....I was born in a log cabin I helped my father build. I ran away from home on the day I was born, went to Broadway, and became a big star.
Wanting to take a break from my millions of $$, I returned home one winter to find my father ice fishing. I enjoyed fishing with him, but hated to dig those holes. So I got an idea to fill each hole with wax, and put a stick in it. That way, the ice never filled in the hole. When summer came, we just put the wax plugs in the barn until next year, when we just had to toss the plugs into the lake, and let the water freeze around them. Then, just pop out the plug and viola!...instant hole!
However, even this simple effort go old, real fast. So I decided that, instead of storing the plugs in the barn, we'd just store the holes. So, at the end of each winter, we'd dig out the holes from the ice...and stock up the barn. I got so famous for this brilliant idea, people started calling me "icehole", as in..."What an icehole". I felt honored!
One particular summer, it go so hot that the local school, make only of straw, caught fire. It was a BIG fire, and no one could put it out. They were at a loss as to what to do. So I got another brilliant idea....I took the ice holes from the barn, and tossed them onto the fire. The heat from the fire melted the ice, released the water, and put out the fire! I was a hero.
But I was bored, and went back to Broadway and my $$. If I told you my stage name, you would instantly recognize me as a major star...but I won't. I don't want anyone feeling sorry for me!
Charlie
