Akumajo Doraemon X!!! w00t!
Know what hoax box I'd like to see? A Photoshop made up Dracula X in the form of an American Duo game box (the style used in US Riot Zone, Dynastic Hero etc.) as if the game got localized. But call it "Castlevania: The Rondo of Blood", if they did decide to localize it that's probably what they'd call it.
Except, it should have awful U.S, art, like the early pencil crayon Turbografx covers or something.
And since Konami USA hates all original Vampire Killer titles, it'd wind up as something like "Next Generation" or "Blood Night".