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Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« on: January 05, 2011, 01:01:21 PM »
http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2011/01/roger-ebert-went-ninja-turtle-crazy

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Kotaku dug up a clip from Siskel and Ebert’s 1989 Holiday Gift Guide, where Ebert confesses his obsession with the badly rendered ninja turtles, saying:

    I got one of these sets (The Nintendo Entertainment System) at home, and I started playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with it. And after a while, after a week of this, I’d find that every time I had a spare moment and every time I came home, I was in front of the set playing with these mutant turtles. It got to the point where it was making me quite unhappy, because I was so obsessed with it, and I finally unplugged the machine and said, “That’s it for Nintendo.”


He gets a NES and the first game he falls for is TMNT?

Poor guy. No wonder he thinks vidyagames aren't art.
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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2011, 04:18:14 AM »
TMNT is a sweet game! He should totally give it another go.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2011, 04:43:42 AM »
Heh, I never would've guessed that Ebert had ever really played any videogames.  I can't say I'm surprised that he was frustrated by TMNT though; that f*cker is cheap.
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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2011, 06:36:08 AM »
He did say in the video that it was destroying his mental health or something like that.  I think he just wants to hate videogames.  He blamed TMNT for screwing with his psyche when it is he who has the addictive personality.  It's not the game's fault.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2011, 06:44:07 AM »
It was a classic case of one media form blaming all the world's problems on another media form. Yawn yawn yawn.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2011, 07:09:16 AM »
I also find it laughable that they make comments about kids playing the NES for an hour or two a day.

Say guys who review movies for a living XD
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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2011, 08:06:03 AM »
Skip to 2 min 30! that man would sell smack to kids if it made him richer :twisted:

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2011, 08:17:15 AM »
F@ck him
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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2011, 08:25:13 AM »
That Nintendo guy was pretty funny.

But kids playing games for an hour or two a day?  OH MY GOD THIS WORLD IS GOING TO HELL!  These days people play for much longer than that and nobody cares.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2011, 10:40:04 AM »
Tecmo Bowl is too confusing for them...  their opinions are invalid.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2011, 02:25:06 PM »
TMNT is a Super hard game... Frustrating to hell.(don't know One person who has legit finshed it.. got to the dome.. that's it)

But the real question is .. did he actually play the game?

He should have played mario bro's which probably came with the system.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2011, 02:32:52 PM »
lol.. he should have got TMNT 2 instead.
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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2011, 11:07:57 PM »
I finished TMNT for both the 286 and the NES.

I've never liked what he's had to say about movies. Now I think he's an idiot.
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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2011, 11:09:58 PM »
The only part of TMNT I sucked balls at was the stupid goddamn seaweed of death.  The rest of the game was pretty frigging easy.  Donatello + Bludgeon everything = success.
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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2011, 03:22:22 PM »
Yes, Donatello was the key player that just took motherf&*^kers out.

The seaweed IS the most annoying thing, nobody is actually good at it, it is supposed to piss you off. This is probably why Ebert, who was in his late 40's at the time, and having a mid-life crisis, got depressed.


The only part of TMNT I sucked balls at was the stupid goddamn seaweed of death.  The rest of the game was pretty frigging easy.  Donatello + Bludgeon everything = success.
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