Author Topic: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  (Read 624 times)

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2011, 11:27:07 PM »
yeah then he went and bought a convertible, some cocaine, hookers, and drove around blasting Skid Row, trying to be cool
[Fri 19:34]<nectarsis> been wanting to try that one for awhile now Ope
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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2011, 04:29:17 PM »
Yes, Donatello was the key player that just took motherf&*^kers out.

The seaweed IS the most annoying thing, nobody is actually good at it, it is supposed to piss you off. This is probably why Ebert, who was in his late 40's at the time, and having a mid-life crisis, got depressed.


The only part of TMNT I sucked balls at was the stupid goddamn seaweed of death.  The rest of the game was pretty frigging easy.  Donatello + Bludgeon everything = success.
I got good at the seaweed bitd. I got good enough to where I could consistently get through it without getting hit.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2011, 09:43:07 PM »
I got good at the seaweed bitd. I got good enough to where I could consistently get through it without getting hit.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2011, 01:59:15 PM »
Man this video is sooo old school. I did remember playing TMNT and I was obsessed because I wanted to flip the game. By far one of the most terrible nes games I have ever played, Superman was the other one.

BTW: I did manage to beat TMNT 1,2 and 3. Superman I never touched again.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2011, 02:54:41 PM »
Oh boy. I forget where it was I have trouble. It wasn't so much a specific place, as the general difficulty. Somewhere in level 3 or 4. I didn't get too far really.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2011, 03:16:45 PM »
It was fun to see Siskel and Ebert playing Tecmo Bowl.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2011, 04:53:22 PM »
Roger looks like a middle-aged woman in that picture.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2011, 06:33:20 PM »
Roger looks like a middle-aged woman in that picture.

Indeed he does. It's all about the glasses and the soft, plump flesh.

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Re: Roger Ebert and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2011, 02:44:46 PM »
I always Liked Gene Siskel more.
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