Dude Keranu for a sec I thought you had photoshopped yourself on that cover, I was like f*ck that hair is gross, hahaha. Did you ever hear that shit with malmstien freaking out on the plane? I AM THE FOOKIN FURY!
Of course I've heard that, it's a classic! I might have sent that to you actually, but not sure. "You've released the f*ckING FURY! <slower this time>You've released the f*cking fury!" He was getting pissed off at this girl on an airplane who poured water on him because he was saying stuff about homos, it was too awesome. "I don't need a f*cking cunt to come up to me and pull this shit!"
That is always when stuff happens! I stuck a suction cup thing on my forehead a few days before picture day -- I had a HUGE bruise on my forehead. Great pics, by the way! Very Happy
Man that has happened to me. I was sucking on a cup and when I pulled it off my face, there was a BIG purple hickie ring across my lips and my dad said "What is that on your lips?" and I thought it was juice for a second or something but quickly realized it was from sucking on the cup. I had to go to school the next day with that damn hickie and tried hiding it as much as possible (even though some people caught it) and I had to take a DAMN ID PICTURE the same day with that hickie thing. This lasted for I think three-five days, it was terrible. The funny part is that this only happened to me two years ago when I was a Sophomore in school
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