I have always really wanted one... But you can get those things that hang from your neck.
We can make ones that say exclusive shit on them, like: Most valuable co-op player in Parasol Stars. Or Splatterhouse Speedrun Champion 69:10, or even Bonk 3 Big Brother...
And some f*cking holograms!, mmmmm, holograms....
I made a shirt with bonk on it, (i.e. black shirt with iron on transfer on), it looks pretty freakin good, and I am waiting for the first person to be like, oh shit, that is bonk, nice shirt. But it hasn't happened yet, and probably will not happen in the wild...