...and the second intro for Dungeon Explorer II with Fedes killing the king, and his minions killing the innocents etc etc. Great stuff.... er I mean Sad stuff....
*Warning...Large
Battleship Rant Approaching*
I hate Phades. I saw an ad for DE2 with a picture of him and thought it looked awesome. Then I bought the game. That smarmy, over-acted, affected SOB can suck my left one. "I bring GREEE-TINGS from emperor NA-TAS" blah, blah, blah. He almost ruined the game for me. Heck, besides the nice full-screen artwork, the whole intro sucks . Try rounding up four friends and then see if anyone is still awake after the this:
CD-ROM screen.
*Push run*
...loading...
Title screen.
*Push run*
Select "start"
*Push run*
Create save file
Select players
Select characters
Long flashback to end of DE1...can't skip
Long cinema scene with smarmy Phades idiot...can't skip
Long, terribly-acted VO with bad accent from the King...can't skip.
TIME TO PLAY!
*crickets*