There's nothing wrong with my Wii U.
I was posting an article about retards who made problems with theirs. Nothing says fail like killing the power while flashing a ROM.
anyway that article you posted made me want to punch things.
When remembering the "classic" Mario games, each one stands out because of its style, not its gameplay, which has stayed virtually the same since day one.
This is false. First off, Mario 1 had TWO games. We just didn't get one. They were identical, save the levels.
Mario 2 (Which I am sure this dipshit doesn't even realize isn't really a Mario game), was wildly different because it WAS NOT INTENDED TO BE A MARIO GAME.
Mario 3 was the defining moment of the Mario series... especially because SMW was basically Mario 3 with way better graphics.
AND NEW GAMEPLAY FEATURES NOT SEEN PREVIOUSLY SUCH AS:
Yoshi and all of his mongoloid offspring colors.
Srs as f*ck flying with a cape!
spin jumps
Ghost houses
climbing/punching
really annoying boss battles
saves!
Exploring secret levels as opposed to just secrets within the levels
New enemies not seen before on top of the shit you'd expect!
Imagine Super Mario Bros 3 with the same sprites as the original Super Mario Bros. It wouldn't feel the same.
No shit. Imagine any game with different graphics. Of course it won't feel the same. Put f*ckin Mario sprites in a Megaman game and it won't feel the same. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
It would feel like a retread of what you'd seen and done before. Sure, there would be new enemies, but the world Mario was traversing wouldn't feel new
No it wouldn't feel like a retread. Look at the Sonic game for NES that was made by some group. It uses Mario 3 graphics but plays like sonic.
IT LOOKS LIKE MARIO 3 THOUGH SO IT SHOULD FEEL LIKE MARIO 3, RIGHT?
wrong. f*ck off article-writer-guy. The world would feel new if you slapped all the Mario 1 graphics into Mario 3 and still took players for a ride into the desert, up into the clouds, and off into giant land.
and the Mushroom Kingdom should always look and feel different with each new entry in the Mario franchise.
Says who? Some chucklef*ck on the internet? This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in regards to Mario.
Do they live in some f*ckin Matrix bullshit where the landscape morphs every couple of years and all of the organisms on the planet morph into new shit?
No. They don't. The Mushroom Kingdom got defined for real in Mario 3 and should never change from that.
New Super Mario Bros U is like Mario 3 on cocaine. When you see Lemmy's ship and then you stomp on his face, all of the $$ spent on the Wii U is immediately worth it.
The squirrel suit rules, the new enemies that popped up are fun, the levels are challenging and fun, and above all else IT FEELS LIKE A f*ckING MARIO GAME SET IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM THAT WE'VE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE SINCE MARIO 3.
f*ck this guy hard, with a cactus.
Next he's going to say Hyrule needs to be completely f*cking different aesthetically in every game.
I'd hate to see how this guy would fair in a game like Wizardry.
EVERY GAME HAS THE SAME WALLS THIS IS STUPID IT ALL FEELS THE SAME.
This is what happens when adults who fail at being young at heart start talking about games. They shouldn't be allowed to talk.
