Insert hilarious craigslist personal ad here?
30 year old male seeks attractive female for courtship. Looking for a mate that has at least played a Turbo Grafx 16, PC Engine, Turbo Duo, PCFX, even a turbo express, or similar hu playing gaming system. Must have at least 2 complete games, a turbo tap, and at least 2 controllers to be considered. Must be into Ordyne , Parasol Stars, Bonk 3, Chew Man Fu, and similar multiplayer games. Must have been into NEC consoles since they were first released. Noobs, can respond, but be prepared to study up, and have weekly tests. Please send a photo of your high scores. That is all.