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alexsduo

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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #135 on: January 19, 2012, 06:55:27 AM »
when I started reading this forum, I was a young man with a spark in my eyes.  Now, I am old and do not care anymore about anything, this thread has aged me beyond my years.  Humbug. 

But seriously, I need a drawing, to explain this word problem of a story.  This is like 8 grade math.

Bobby has a Duo that may or may not work, Johnny has a hankering for a PS3, Bobby sends $250 and sends Johnny a PS3 from Dell.com, you get mad Duos, and you know how to fix them, or your sister does, and you received one from an inheritance.  You pay your sister $30, or the going rate to fix a Duo, to fix the Duo or Duos, and then they work or do not work and you throw or do not throw them out.   Johnny proceeds to play CDR and they ruin the laser, and you throw away the Duo.  Bobby harasses Johnny, and both parties hire a lawyer at $250 per hour.  you then have to sell your games to presumably live.  Also, you make a posting to try and recoup 25% of your cost.

Question: How much time have you wasted reading all of this?

Solution:  There is no God.
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #136 on: January 21, 2012, 12:31:00 PM »
when I started reading this forum, I was a young man with a spark in my eyes.  Now, I am old and do not care anymore about anything, this thread has aged me beyond my years.  Humbug. 

But seriously, I need a drawing, to explain this word problem of a story.  This is like 8 grade math.

Bobby has a Duo that may or may not work, Johnny has a hankering for a PS3, Bobby sends $250 and sends Johnny a PS3 from Dell.com, you get mad Duos, and you know how to fix them, or your sister does, and you received one from an inheritance.  You pay your sister $30, or the going rate to fix a Duo, to fix the Duo or Duos, and then they work or do not work and you throw or do not throw them out.   Johnny proceeds to play CDR and they ruin the laser, and you throw away the Duo.  Bobby harasses Johnny, and both parties hire a lawyer at $250 per hour.  you then have to sell your games to presumably live.  Also, you make a posting to try and recoup 25% of your cost.

Question: How much time have you wasted reading all of this?

Solution:  There is no God.

Your posts make about as much sense as Regal Sin's
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alexsduo

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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #137 on: January 24, 2012, 06:27:03 AM »
Thank you, wasn't meant to make sense.
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #138 on: February 28, 2012, 10:27:21 PM »
LOL, never looked into this thread. What a BLAST! :lol:
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #139 on: February 29, 2012, 04:54:16 AM »
my moms a whore. can i have a duo?

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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #140 on: February 29, 2012, 05:24:10 AM »
my moms a whore. can i have a duo?
Oh boy..  another one..  here we go...

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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #141 on: February 29, 2012, 05:39:07 AM »
Every time this thread gets bumped, I die a little more inside....
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #142 on: February 29, 2012, 06:07:12 AM »
it was so recent on the list this morning, that i almost thought it was a post from today. and i read it all. sorry to kill your soul, i don't really want a duo for my mothers promiscuity :(

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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #143 on: February 29, 2012, 06:15:31 AM »
Post a picture of your mother and all MAY be forgiven...=)

P.s.  My comment was for Tats
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #144 on: February 29, 2012, 08:31:20 AM »
I remember reading this thing all the way through after the fact. It has story arcs, twists and turns. Great read!
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #145 on: February 29, 2012, 05:24:20 PM »
How the heck did this thread get ressed?
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #146 on: February 29, 2012, 07:04:44 PM »
I posted a link to it in that Nintega thread when someone guessed machomadness was Nintega. People came. People read. People discussed. Besides that, it's immortalized in the Hall of Shame.
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #147 on: March 03, 2012, 04:39:33 PM »
Every time this thread gets bumped, I die a little more inside....


Same here!
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #148 on: March 13, 2012, 08:19:17 AM »
Got half way through before realizing how old it was! LOL! I have since passed it along to a friend who writes screenplays.  Hope nobody minds. J/k
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #149 on: March 13, 2012, 08:26:41 AM »
Nope, we only mind that this thread continues to be bumped.  Let's lock it already...=/
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