Author Topic: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale  (Read 4165 times)

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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #45 on: June 15, 2011, 12:20:32 PM »
I gotta say JB's story was a confusing read.
The truth is simple, BS is confusing.

Take an implausible story; make it really confusing and poorly-written; add some perpetual, Hegelson-style victimization; spill it over into the real world with threats and legal action; and then add a giant frickin' motive like multiple "woe-is-me" requests for a free Duo and you have a steaming pile of bullshit.  
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #46 on: June 15, 2011, 12:48:13 PM »
Missed early warnings: 
1)  victim card played in the subject line.
2)  swear word used in the subject line.
3)  thread posted in wrong forum.
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #47 on: June 15, 2011, 01:04:13 PM »
You guys just lost out because you want to believe some jabroni who will probably f*ck you all like he f*cked me.

As for being a good community, you guys make me laugh. Notice how when he said his side of the story, you guys all turned to him. I HAD to get a lawyer. He was THREATENING ME. What was I supposed to do? So, I hope you and your new found friend grow up and play nice together.


What exactly did we lose out on? LOL

He wouldn't f*ck anyone here as most here have COMMON SENSE.
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #48 on: June 15, 2011, 01:26:34 PM »
I've gotta say I've really enjoyed following this thread today. :mrgreen:

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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #49 on: June 15, 2011, 02:18:41 PM »
You guys just lost out because you want to believe some jabroni who will probably f*ck you all like he f*cked me.

As for being a good community, you guys make me laugh. Notice how when he said his side of the story, you guys all turned to him. I HAD to get a lawyer. He was THREATENING ME. What was I supposed to do? So, I hope you and your new found friend grow up and play nice together.


What exactly did we lose out on? LOL

He wouldn't f*ck anyone here as most here have COMMON SENSE.

My thoughts exactly.
I gotta say JB's story was a confusing read.
The truth is simple, BS is confusing.

Take an implausible story; make it really confusing and poorly-written; add some perpetual, Hegelson-style victimization; spill it over into the real world with threats and legal action; and then add a giant frickin' motive like multiple "woe-is-me" requests for a free Duo and you have a steaming pile of bullshit. 

In the beginning I chalked that up to the anger he was feeling. Then I was reminded of others that have sounded like that in the past and the pieces began to fall.
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #50 on: June 15, 2011, 02:34:27 PM »
Oh shit! This thread is awesome.

"My Duo broke, therefore there is no God!"

Amazing.

First off, God is inside us all, even dipshits like you.

More to the point, I'm pretty sure all black Duos get stuck on CD-Rs from time to time so that's not an indication of anything. If you don't like it, buy real games. In fact, instead of getting involved in complicated trades and shit, just buy a Duo. If can't afford one, fix your broken one, or sell some of those games to pay for it. If you can't fix stuff or come up with money, US Duos are not for you as they need service.


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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #51 on: June 15, 2011, 02:35:21 PM »
This is my new favorite thread.  Every few months one comes along and this one is it.  Ark and Vest pretty much nailed everything logical so i will skip that.  This thread is a lock for the hall of shame, simply brilliant. 

With that being said yesterday i was robbed by a gang of thuggish midgets dressed like pirates.  They beat me up pretty bad, I got pissed off and threw out my broken Sega CD, and my mom got sick from the stress.

So i'm just hoping God will have one of you people with a SuperGrafx lying around bless me with it and help ease my pain.  If not just send me cash for things I'm gonna say i'll sell you but then not send.
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #52 on: June 15, 2011, 02:47:52 PM »


this thread needs more 'deal with it'

[Mon 16:27] <BlueBMW> i wouldnt sell an unmolested duo hehe.  I molest the crap outta of em before they leave me

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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #53 on: June 15, 2011, 02:53:53 PM »
god i love this place.. <<wipes tear>>

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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #54 on: June 15, 2011, 03:00:10 PM »
GUYS, I STUBBED MY TOE.  IT CAUSED ME TO HEMORRHAGE FROM MY NOSE AND NOW IM ON LIFE SUPPORT.

WILL ONE OF YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A MAGICAL CHASE?

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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #55 on: June 15, 2011, 03:00:52 PM »
MAn I wish I wasn't on my bberry. The live thread must be going off right now
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #56 on: June 15, 2011, 03:06:55 PM »
http://www.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?t=153314

Did a little digging and it looks like he's telling a (slightly) different story to another forum (a month ago!).  Claims he bought the PS3 new from DELL to send the trader.

???
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #57 on: June 15, 2011, 03:12:53 PM »
oh great, a digitpiss reject.
[Fri 19:34]<nectarsis> been wanting to try that one for awhile now Ope
[Fri 19:33]<Opethian> l;ol huge dong

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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2011, 03:13:37 PM »
The real losers here are us, because he has some good stuff to sell.  If there was a God i would get his bomberman and not have to do all the work of putting in a code to play it. 
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Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale
« Reply #59 on: June 15, 2011, 03:24:43 PM »
I downloaded the first 3 pages of this in case God does exist and tries to edit anything.
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