F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "a$$hole f*cked Me Over" Sale

[vestcoat]

If not just send me cash for things I'm gonna say i'll sell you but then not send.

Oh, good eye! (and hilarious post)

Missed Early Warning #4:  JB does not accept paypal.

[tggodfrey]

Now you haver to wonder if those pictures of games he is selling are even real...

[blueraven]

Holy shit this is destined for the hall of shame.

GUYS, I STUBBED MY TOE.  IT CAUSED ME TO HEMORRHAGE FROM MY NOSE AND NOW IM ON LIFE SUPPORT.

WILL ONE OF YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A MAGICAL CHASE?

DONT MISS OUT.

Hahaha Ark; yeah the logic train derailed about fifty miles before Albuquerque. 

In addition, I agree with Sparky re: the second page.

Someone gave me the idea of just sending him a dead Duo. But the ones I got off of CL, I junked when I got this one. So, there goes that....

Hey, stop for a minute and think things over would ya..., your running mad right now and its getting you nowhere.
My god... take charge of this shit, You guys agreed on a trade and he f*cking sent the duo to you, how can he possibly expect it back.

Tell him to wait and get your PS3 fixed for like $60 and send his way...

No one is going to give you a duo here because of this mishap, you are throwing your money around, getting all impatient, junking duos that you got that don’t work (which may be fixable) and now giving into this guys threats?... Now I am getting pissed off even hearing this as this should not be happening.

Now chin up, stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it.
My god man...

[Saibot]

Well, I just lost my Turbo Duo because the a$$hole who traded it to me wants it back because he f*cked up on the trade wording(He told me that I didn't have to send my system if I wasn't satisfied and I wasn't as it wasn't working properly and now that I have it working, he wants it back with some BS excuses and trying to threaten me). So, now that I'm officially out a PS3 that's blown, $450, AND a Turbo Duo.

What the hell? What the hell kind of terms is this? I don't understand at all. And even if I did understand, it still make no sense. Who the hell trades a Ps3 for a Duo? And under the condition that it's technically yours, technically not yours.

First of all, whoever tried to make you agree to these terms, should be cockslapped. Second of all, YOU should be cockslapped, for actually agreeing to them.

Third of all. Don't never. And The Rock means NEVER. ATTEMPT TO PLAY BURNS ON A DUO. God, my cock is going to be sore from all the cockslapping I'm going to do before this is all over...

And you both got attorneys? Is this thread going to appear on Judge Judy? GOD I f*ckING HOPE SO...

...and The Rock says, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU GOT f*ckED OVER

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL........................................................

[incrediblehark]

wow... there are definitely some shenanigans going on here, obvious from the first post. who just throws away broken duos? if you paid for them you could easily resell as parts and recoup some money. I don't know how much of this story to believe, but I will say that yes I have been screwed over in the past in duo related deals (only seems to be those ones for some reason) but never tried to get a donated system or rally up the pity train. Do something about it, but JohnnyBlaze I think you are in the wrong on this one, not following through with your end of the bargain. That being said, if you are willing to ship first there are a few games I am interested in. Otherwise nobody's going to bite around here after all this.

Also, who the hell has an aunt who leaves a Duo as inheritance? I want relatives like that! (if they really exist)

[blueraven]

This has either trolololololol written all over it or is the work of those pesky kids and their mangy dog...

The problem with the Duo was that it was only 85% New.

[Saibot]

Also, who the hell has an aunt who leaves a Duo as inheritance? I want relatives like that! (if they really exist)

If you have an aunt that leaves you a Duo in her will then it's time for her to go 

[turbogrfxfan]

holy shit!!! johnny blaze is from elizabeth new jersey!! three towns away!! another nintega trolling douche!

[RR1980]

holy shit!!! johnny blaze is from elizabeth new jersey!! three towns away!! another nintega trolling douche!

I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually Ninny judging from the temper tantrum he threw and that fishy story (remember that story he told about him buying a Duo-R that went up in flames?). And speaking of ninny where is PP to rip this thread a new one!

[Bernie]

I see he hasn't come back.  Thats a good thing.

[blueraven]

Whether or not this is a Validius/Kitsunexus/Ninny rant I have no idea.

[ProfessorProfessorson]

Well, if you guys feel that way and just take his side real quick with his lies and deceit instead of finding out for yourselves, then I'm not going to waste my time here. I'm sorry you guys feel that way, but whatever. I'm bigger than that. I HAVE a life and I'm not about to waste any more of it here. You guys just lost out because you want to believe some jabroni who will probably f*ck you all like he f*cked me.

As for being a good community, you guys make me laugh. Notice how when he said his side of the story, you guys all turned to him. I HAD to get a lawyer. He was THREATENING ME. What was I supposed to do? So, I hope you and your new found friend grow up and play nice together.

From all I gathered from your convoluted cock smoker tale of tales, he sent you a item, and you wanted it to perform out of its reasonable spec. It was not built to read modern cd-r disc. Instead of sending it back to him, you tampered with it. You never sent him the goods you owed him either. YOU f*cked him over my friend. I don't blame him one bit for threatening you, as you owe him his f*cking property still.

Regardless of this guy being a cocksmoker, hes not Dave. No way would Dave ever submit his own ebay id on here. As I stated in shout, Dave went batshit crazy when he found out I knew his school address info. Dave also would never have a account with Dell, hes fubar mentally, and taken care of by his mom. The other thing is, as crazy as all of this guys bullshit is, its also far too elaborate a story for Dave to come up with, even if 70 percent of it makes no sense, its lightyears ahead of any of the mindf*ck Dave has ever fabricated in his Crazy Lab 4.

[RR1980]

yeah looks like JB's been around on digipress since 2004 so maybe he's done alot of good deeds there over the yrs (I dunno) but he's only been here on this forum for 2 months so it was alot to ask for to expect someone to donate a duo.....and if I get the story right.....and it's harder to understand than a convo between Dick Clark and Steven Hawkin.....so there were 4 broken duos in the story if you don't include his aunt's broken duo and one of which he managed to fixed? who's sitting on a pile of Duos now?

[Lum]

Can't we simply agree the U.S. model Duo was trash from the start and move on? A long history of trouble related to them as this topic shows without any doubt.

[MotherGunner]

Thread. Epic.